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WRITTEN BY: Peachy!

AUTHOR ENERGY: Extremely Low (03/26)

VERSE REQUESTS: ACCEPTING

ASK GAMES: ANSWERING

GREETERS: POST-PONED


lesbianrey:

savageoppressme:

gaysabine:

heterosexuals stop thinking violence is romantic tension challenge

You do realize…….a lot of lgbt people ship reylo right…….

i wasn’t even talking about reylo for this post but mood that you immediately thought of that

maidsonas:

frisk: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag

mettaton: WUKH WUKH HHGJKH

LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG

lmaonade:

xtec:

lmaonade:

going clown spotting 

have you checked the mirror

well if you want me to die you can just say so

boyfriendmemes:
“When I haven’t seen my boyfriend today
”

boyfriendmemes:

When I haven’t seen my boyfriend today

get-trekked:

problemsleuth:

[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

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filed under: #whatislv

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I put bitcoins in the wine. And the pasta.

onegianthand:
“My idea for a TV commercial to promote Snickers bars
”

onegianthand:

My idea for a TV commercial to promote Snickers bars

what ur fave fruit says about u

edolce:

  • cherry: ur pretty
  • pomegranate: ur elegant
  • mango: ur charming
  • apple: ur clever
  • watermelon: youre fun
  • strawberry: youre unique
  • orange: youre witty
  • grapes: ur dreamy
  • peach: ur cute
  • banana: ur lovable
  • pineapple: ur iconic

this image by j.c. leyendecker is the absolute epitome of wlw/mlm solidarity

astrotheology:

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look at the two of them. dressed to the nines. silks from france and cotton from egypt. chanel on them both. they’re at a party neither of them was invited to, but so damn good looking that no one in their right mind would turn them away at the door. the woman - titties free under that dress, scoping out women in salacious flapper dresses in gloves created from 100,000 insects’ life work. the man - smoking a cigarette he took out from the mouth of one of the millionaires at the party, saying nothing but giving him a slow smile and a wink. the flower in his lapel is fake. dying plants in your clothing is such a hideous fashion. the both of them haven’t spoken to anyone there, though everyone has tried. they stand on the stairs staring at the heterosexual proles gathered below them together, and the two of them wonder if those fools realize that they’re outclassed, that in every way, they’ve been outdone. they leave early with a bottle of champagne in each fist, and no one stops them.

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